So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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