I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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