is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you will always have a special place in my vag
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Randomize
