went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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