you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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