Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
