it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
whose ass print is on the piano?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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