I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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