: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
