It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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