I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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