he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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