Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize