I wish I could punch you in the face.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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