I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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