ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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