Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
only if we run a train.
done.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am one with the molecules
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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