do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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