i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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