ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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