I faked an abortion last night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
