Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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