a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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