Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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