Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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