we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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