weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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