I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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