can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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