Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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