I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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