carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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