who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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