Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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