This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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