OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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