I want to make a zoo with you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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