shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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