I heard we made out
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
