So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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