apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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