if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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