so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
