3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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