I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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