oh god the rape fog is back!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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