i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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