That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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