I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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