you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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