I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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