apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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