Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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