As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Mom said you looked used
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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