Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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