it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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