so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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