he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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