brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
