I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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