hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just tell him i said nine months
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
and i looked up. we had an audience...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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